Yeah, I'm a little late with with this. Blah blah, yeah, kiss my ass. Every year around this time I have a handful of movies that I always try to watch. Get ready for a whole lot of awesome.
Anything with Bill Fucking Murray (yes, that's his full name) is probably the funniest thing in the history of the universe. Scrooged is hilarious. It's an old take on a classic tale, but with Bill Fucking Murray (I told you that's his real name) it takes on a new level of amazing. If you haven't seen this movie, or like Bill Fucking Murray's work.... well, I hate you.
Damn I love It's a Wonderful Life
. It's such a great feel-good film. I'm a big softie - don't tell anyone. Jimmy Stewart's hometown is where I went to college - Indiana, PA. What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't, I just wanted to put it out there. It actually blows my mind that this movie bombed upon release, and was shit on by critics, because I think it's one of the greatest films of all time. That goes to show you that critics are retarded.
In fact, that's exactly what I say to myself when one of my works gets a one star review.
Who doesn't love watching Chevy Chase get the hell beat out of him on Christmas? Christmas Vacation
is a great send up of all the crap that goes wrong when you're setting up for the holidays, dealing with family, hanging lights, wrapping gifts, and trying not to drink yourself stupid. This came out before Chevy started to make shitty movies, so you have my word that it isn't total garbage.
Bruce Willis shoots assholes in the face. On Christmas. Die Hard.