Monday, December 8, 2014

Ask Me Anything 2 Video


Well...

You sure are an interesting bunch. There were some really funny questions and I had a good time answering them. I'll probably do another one of these again early next year.

If you enjoy the video, give it a thumbs up on YouTube. Or else.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Ask Me Anything II


It's time for another round of crazy questions from you and moronic answers from me. You can ask me literally anything you want and I will answer it in a video. Or, at least, acknowledge it and shit on you, me, or whoever.

So, in the comments here, ask a question and you shall receive something inane and pointless on YouTube.

Here is the first Ask Me Anything, in case you missed it.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Crappy Horror Movies with the Monster Men


The Monster Men had me on their show again. They might be even crazier than I am. We shot the shit about really, really bad horror movies. I'm talking THE HAPPENING levels of bad.

I broke out the trump card and mentioned Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare, which I blogged about extensively. If you haven't seen this, then you are really missing out. It has to be seen to be believed.

So, check out this episode of the Monster Men and give it a thumbs up on YouTube.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Talking Horror on the Monster Men Podcast


A few months ago, I wrote about a funny show called the Monster Men. It's a podcast that delves into all things horror, but does so with a lot of humor and general fuckery. It's a total blast and I made sure to subscribe on YouTube as soon as I found it.

I had the pleasure of jumping on for an episode or two last week and the results were pretty hilarious. Jack and Hunter are seriously funny dudes and I spent the majority of my time on their show trying not to laugh. Hopefully they'll have me on again sometime soon.

The topic at hand was found-footage movies. Now, these are usually utter crap. I still dig the format though, and there can be a lot of genuine scares if the filmmakers know what they're doing. Unfortunately for us, and for Netflix, they usually don't.

We talked about The Taking of Deborah Logan, Paranormal Activity, Evidence, Alien Abduction, Willow Creek, As Above, So Below, The Sacrament, and a whole lot more.

As always, I'm drinking beer and being an ass. It's what I do.

Give the video a thumbs up if you dig it.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Madness (Asher Benson #2) is Live!


This book was a long time in the making. Asher Benson has returned and he's as snarky and bad ass as ever. Here are the links:


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Asher Benson has once again fled to a secluded cabin in the mountains outside of the sleepy town of Arthur's Creek, West Virginia. Government agents surround him day and night, blanketing his entire life in constant surveillance under the guise of keeping him safe.

That facade is shattered when every cell phone in Arthur's Creek rings simultaneously. Anyone who answers the call is driven into a violent, psychotic madness that turns the entire town into a slaughterhouse.

And Ash is caught in the middle of it all.
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If you enjoy the novel, please review it!

Monday, November 17, 2014

Madness (Asher Benson #2) Cover Reveal


Asher Benson has once again fled to a secluded cabin in the mountains outside of the sleepy town of Arthur's Creek, West Virginia. Government agents surround him day and night, blanketing his entire life in constant surveillance under the guise of keeping him safe.

That facade is shattered when every cell phone in Arthur's Creek rings simultaneously. Anyone who answers the call is driven into a violent, psychotic madness that turns the entire town into a slaughterhouse.

And Ash is caught in the middle of it all.

-Madness releases this week!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

The Perfect Crime (Asher Benson #1.5) Cover Reveal


ebook


Paperback.

Here comes the blurb:

The Rules have allowed Andrew Phillips to commit the most heinous of crimes for decades. He meticulously plans and executes kidnappings, murders, and other unspeakable acts to children. No one has ever come close to solving the atrocities he perpetrates every few months.

Phillips thinks he's successfully committed the perfect crimes.

And then he meets Asher Benson.

This short story will release next week at the same time as Madness (Asher Benson #2).