Monday, April 7, 2014

Devoured Audiobook Giveaway


Audiobook Reviewer is giving away a free copy of Devoured (The Hunger #1). That's a $20 audiobook for nothing - not too shabby. You can enter the contest below. Here is a sample of the audio:



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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

April Fool's Fun with a Nerf Gun


There's nothing quite like scaring my wife as soon as she gets home from work. I'm such a nice husband.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


In case you didn't know, they're remaking TMNT into a live-action movie. And I'll be damned, but the trailer looks pretty good. There was a rumor going around that the Turtles would be aliens, but that appears not to be the case.

And wow, the Turtles look super bad ass.

I grew up watching this cartoon, having epic battles with the action figures, and playing the great SNES game. The first movie, surprisingly, holds up really well. There are a lot of adult jokes in it that I definitely didn't get as a kid, including this gem:


Now that is some funny writing!

I watched the first two movies a couple of years ago for the first time since I was a kid. The first was pretty damn good. The second was not. All of the adult material from the first was removed from the second. Now, these are kids movies, primarily, so that makes sense. But it's a rare film that can appeal to both adults and kids, and I think the first was one of those.

Anywho, when I was waging those epic battles against The Foot, I was always Leonardo. My brother was Donatello.

Who were you?


Monday, March 24, 2014

Werewolf Prank


I'm a big fan of prank videos, particularly of the scary kind. Scare Tactics used to be a favorite show of mine. I love the idea of scaring the shit out of people for fun. Watching my wife lose her shit at haunted houses makes my Halloween worthwhile every year.

Damn, I'd love to do this to someone...

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Damn It, Kevin Bacon


This dude just gets cooler and cooler. I want to be this awesome. There's a reason a billion memes are based on him.

30 years after Footloose, The Bacon does this on The Tonight Show. It doesn't get much cooler than that.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

It's Friday!


It's Friday.

And I'm working on the sequel to ASH.

Drink one for me!